Welcome to the Internet. This is our new website. Since 2008, the Getaway has been inviting you to come on in and check out our shit. But this year, we're ready to check out your shit. Meet getawayr, the adaptive socially-sourced news-sharing platform that takes your hypercontent and aggregates it into our feedblast. But it doesn't stop there. We've harnessed the power of connectworking (a bold new synergy between connecting and networking) to bring you beyond traditional, factual reporting and deliver you the news directly from whoever microblogs it first.

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