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Copyright is something that doesn't exist on the Internet. After rampant piracy resulted in the Great eFire of 2012, major labels and studios turned to purely analogue methods of content creation. Movies were shot on giant rolls of Fruit by the Foot, music went back to being burned directly onto vinyl (pictured), and books were made using a crude process of binding together multiple sheets of pulped wood carved from trees.

All that remained online was the memes, so not a lot changed really.

In the news

  • After nearly 24 hours of downtime, web-log service Crumblr returned to the Internet, ending an unprecedented shortage of Justin Bieber GIFs that left many parts of the Internet paralyzed.
  • Getaway Managing Editor Justin Bell hosted the 10th annual Megashots for WikiGetaway fundraiser (pictured). The event brought in approximately $155.64 in donations, or at least it should as long as the PayPal transactions go through.
  • The elusive white iPhone 4 was spotted in the jungles of Africa, ending rumours that the creature had been hunted to extinction by Steve Jobs.

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